July 2012
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chompyface:
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
that was the most beautiful unexpected plot twist i’ve ever read
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The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Imagine the person you have feelings for right now picking their nose
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fivemuskaqueers:
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
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Watchreizomahboy:
gokillthehipster:
skywardsango:
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angorathekid:
So I made this for school. Because I could.
Audio from here.
fUCK
I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF
fear it
SCREECH
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leftthecasket:
Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…
embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
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Reblog this if you are literally surprised when...
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Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
bellagschang:
hedwig-dordt:
everdeen13:
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
Absolutely. Love it. There’s nothing like having the story being performed right in front of you.
THEATRE.
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE WATCHING IT, I LOVE DOING IT.
I LOVE IT INSIDE AND OUT.
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So Road To El Dorado
karlimeaghan:
margflower:
egwmusic:
I wonder how many are aware that the guy who voiced Miguel
also played
Gilderoy Lockheart in Harry Potter
oh and he also directed these movies that you might have seen
Plus he was married to this woman:
And he dated this woman:
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When your mom cries and you're just like
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
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r3laxation:
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
you can’t not reblog this.
holy fucking notes 0.0 the most i’ve ever seen was 1 million
but seriously that’s...
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June 2012
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Literally just chased my antisocial cat around the house for 10 minutes yelling
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““When I moved to California in 2007, I lived in my manager’s guesthouse for...”
– ~Chris Hemsworth on babysitting being good parenting practice.
Can you imagine being like, “I used to color with Thor!” lol
(via jennj80)
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I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
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I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn...
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"But they're just fictional charac-"
heavenandhellcastiel:
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We have a new superhero with us, he just moved...
sairobee:
… And this is Doom, he’s almost too gay to function.
In conclusion:
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REJOICE!!!
lifeofobsessing:
koffeey:
heroesthrowingstones:
hiddlestonhehehe:
accio—loki:
thunderforhire:
less than 3 months until the avengers dvd
deleted scenes
deleted scenes
DELETED SCENES
BLOOPERS
BLOOPERS
And I heard ALTERNATE ENDING
Alternate….Ending….
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natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
winwhistle:
Can we just stop and think about how Black Widow had to go retrieve Loki’s sceptre from the balcony? When she got down there she HAD to see Loki laying in the crater.
#A new headcanon #Natasha did see #And she laughed #Really fucking hard
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mishasminions:
sarahmonious:
HOW DO I EVEN
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
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