adolfphin: i like making other people happy even though im not happy idk does that make sense
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Barn cat's being a loudmouth again. Me meowing...
Why yes dad, thank you for choosing the HOTTEST...
Oh….the things I do for you horses…I swear…..*grumbles*